Ansh Public School

Yahan padhai bhi hoti hai, bas pehle tiffin ka time hota hai. Motto: "Jo na samjhe, wo bhi pass."

Principal ka sandesh

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Ansh Shrivastav

Principal

"Pyare bacchon, school aana zaroori hai, par samose khaana usse bhi zaroori. Dono kaam dhyaan se karein, aur ghanti bajne se pehle bhaagne ki koshish na karein."

1,240Bacche
58Teachers
300Samose roz
0Bunk (official)

Hamare teachers

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Dhaniram Hisabi

Maths. Calculator se zyada tez, par kabhi dikhata nahi.

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Jalebi Bai

Science. Experiment mein hamesha kuch jalta hai.

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Chamchi Devi

English. "Silence!" bolte hi class shaant.

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Bhola Ram "Sixer"

PT. Ball ko kam, bunk waalon ko zyada dhoondte hain.

School quiz 🧠

Toppers

Chintu Chhaap

98% (copy nahi ki, kasam)

Bubbly Bansal

96% (sirf notes ka bharosa)

Pappu Pakoda

94% (exam se pehle bhi so gaya)

School clubs

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Chhakka Brigade

Cricket. Window ka sheesha bimaa se kavar.

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Nautanki Mandali

Drama. Har role mein ro dena allowed hai.

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Jugaad Lab

Science. Sab kuch ek tape se judta hai.

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Besuri Band

Music. Josh full, sur thoda kam.

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Ped Bachao Dal

Har bacche ka apna paudha, aur apni excuse.

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Dimag Ka Dahi

Quiz club. Jawab galat, confidence sahi.

Notice board 📌

Parents kya kehte hain

"Mera beta ab ghar aakar school ki baatein karta hai. Zyadatar canteen ki."

Mr. Lallan Tiwari

"Pehle homework mujhe karna padta tha, ab bacche khud karte hain. Chamatkar!"

Mrs. Babli Mehra

"Fees thodi zyada hai, par samose free hain. Deal pakki."

Mr. Tinku Jain

School ke rules 📜

  1. Late aaye? Bahana naya hona chahiye, purana repeat nahi chalega.
  2. Tiffin teen logon mein baantna compulsory hai.
  3. Teacher ki mimicry sirf pichhli bench par.
  4. Exam mein neend aaye toh sapne mein jawab dhoondna band karein.
  5. Ghanti baje toh hi bhaagein, pehle nahi.

Admission form 📝

Aksar puche jaane wale sawaal

Admission kab tak khula hai?

Jab tak samose khatam nahi hote. Matlab jaldi aayein.

School ka time kya hai?

Subah 8 se dopahar 2. Lunch break officially 20 minute ka, practically 45.

Kya bus ki suvidha hai?

Haan, 6 bus hain. Ek hamesha "abhi aa rahi hai".

Attendance kitni zaroori hai?

75% chahiye. Neeche calculator se check kar lo.

Attendance calculator 🧮